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We believe

new technologies such as Ai or IoT are about to change the world as we know it. We also believe that there is a lot of room in non-IT industries for disruptions with these new technologies. We’re building core Ai products in vertically integrated startups.

Since 2014

We founded Schizofreny back in 2014 for one simple reason: make money to support the very early stage of our own startup. We’ve always had a passion for software products and modern technologies which is the reason why we’ve spent our career entirely in startups. Now it’s the time to get the startup wheels spinning on our own!

What are we up to?

What we're up to

Insurance

As a consequence of Innovator’s Dilemma many of today's insurance companies struggle to innovate fast enough and make the move from being digital transaction business to being a core digital business. According to the latest Gartner’s research majority of financial institutions are lagging behind with the technology and still have human labor with a rigid process in its core.

With an aging population, less loyal, often hard to engage millennials and with soon-to-come first digital Generation X, we know the only way to satisfy their high expectations is to utilize modern technologies such as Ai and IoT. We believe that having IoT sensors that enables Ai to speed up and improve processes, to actively prevent losses or build better risk models will not only help the business to grow but will also help to survive in future. More importantly, when implemented well, technology will improve the overall user experience and low customers trust in finantial institutions.

There are already great leaders in leveraging Ai in insurance such as Lemonade and we believe we’ll be one of them.

Property investment

Ai is able to find patterns which would take human beings ages to discover. If you collect the right GIS data, population growth or urbanization you will start seeing interesting trends which indicate what are the areas good for capital investment.

Meet The Meat

How team members described each other

Dejw
Dejw
Engineering Management, CI, CD, Customer Development, Startups
LinkedIn
Very early adopter of being late, PhD. of startups strategies, the mastermind of punk management, broke crypto investor, used-to-be-very-poor-ice-hockey goalie, and whatever-I-talk-about-I-always-mention-my-Tesla guy.
Bender
Bender
JavaScript (+what is needed), SW Architecture, Infrastructure, Performance
No one dared to write something about Bender. That says a lot about him.
Johnny
Johnny
Product Management, Startups, Customer Development, Agile
LinkedIn
Mr. "don't raise your voice on me my mother was a teacher so I get easily offended", owner of Skoda Octavia reproduction facility, failed hoopster, crypto-hipster, and Instagram stalker.
Luky
Luky
JavaScript, PHP, Java, ReactJS, Nette, MySQL, Postgre, Mongo, Redis, GraphQL
An individual who is homeless, having alcohol issues, still pretending to be a student after 5 years out of school and desperately looking for friends.
Volfík
Volfík
JavaScript, ReactJS, ReactNative, GraphQL, Apollo, PHP, Nette, Mongo, Redis
Fucking Minecraft playing, crypto hodling, any type of investment opportunity seeking Millennial that is bravely fighting his caffeine addiction with his MacBook in one hand and his... ehm... iPhone in the other one. There is nothing you can think of he wouldn't do for s9y (if it comes with drinking RedBull), major crimes included.
Kani
Kani
JavaScript, ReactJS, ReactNative, GraphQL, Postgre, NodeJS, PHP, Nette, MySQL
Always metal-dressed, CHlaPiKsXiCHteMWlKa-listening and occasionally scout-raping dude. He sacrifices all he can to finish any project (sitting all days in meetings and do absolutely nothing included).
Zibby
Zibby
JavaScript, Flow, Redux, ReactJS, NextJS, GraphQL, Apollo
Gym ball humping professional, JavaScript Jedi master (with the highest ground possible), s9y's Hawkeye-like archer (useless but we need him for whatever reason), owner of the one Lunch Box to rule them all.
Šnejdys
Šnejdys
Python, Machine Learning, JavaScript, Postgre, MySQL, Redis
An used-to-be perspective researcher living on the edge as he utilizes his early-accessed obscure Linux distribution just to stare at some pervert 50 years+ trains pics while eating pickles, plums and drinking kefir all at once. A great musician stuck in a body of a technically educated introvert.
Kohin
Kohin
JavaScript, ReactJS
A person who fixes your problems that you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Hanz
Hanz
JavaScript, ReactJS
Chuan Pierre Maestro Hanzelín. Strategist, philosopher, Unicorn hunter and big thinker with an infinity scroll list of ideas.

What you would do

To follow our vision of building an AI startup, we need to make enough money first so we have a sufficient runway to take off. Therefore you would help us with different projects we currently work on based on your preference and later you would start working on the startup directly. Everyone gets their equity in the startup no matter if they start working on them right away or later.

Are you interested in building mobile apps in React Native? Do you want to build large internal systems in React and NodeJS? Or do you prefer PHP? It’s really up to you to choose. And don’t worry if you are too junior, we all were, we will provide you with full support so you can catch up quickly.

How you would do it

By programming

We have an office in Pilsen and we are ready to welcome you here, but it is also possible to work remotely if you think you have the discipline to do so.

Communication language is Czech. Why is this webpage in English? Because we want to be cool.

What we work on

#reactjs #reactnative #javascript #php #nodejs #nette #mysql #postgre #graphql #ios #android #ble #python #c++ #kubernetes #docker #openshift #ros #lidar #dronenavigation #nextjs #apollo #redis #elasticsearch #mongo #3dprinter #homecncmachine

What we also do

#vidimvelkyspatny #chlapiksxichtemvlka #navratdoreality #flyingdickemoji #radejimanu #9gag #rouming #ezotv #vlastikplaminek #jolanda #carymaryfuck #vesmirnilide #hodlers #leonardos #efukt #zpovednice #bennycristo

Who are we looking for

someone who is

Capable of understanding our inappropriate jokes
Willing to learn and be fucking awesome
Want to build something fucking huge from scratch
Knows their shit (the good kind of shit)

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